My First Follower!!

2nd ever blog - and I'd like to thank Mr William Harrison for agreeing to be my number 1, please step forward in the mankini and take a bow!!

Ive just agreed to a holiday in Magaluf and can't wait!! Have no idea when it is, but hey who cares.  Be warned if there are any pedalo salesman jobs going then I will not be returning!  Unless Majorca has the internet too?  Answers on a postcard (preferably with naked donkeys on it, well I'll allow a sombrero as long as theyre winking)

Shorts are on and ready to rock!!  But notice the kid next to me doing a "Paula Radcliffe", there'll be none of those types of shenanigans this time!!

I'm feeling Will's pain and starting to lose interest so I'm going to attempt to draw a penis using characters from the keyboard in front of me, hope you're suitably impressed...

Here goes......

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I dont know if you can make that out but includes a pubic region and rude fluids.

By for now, love you all x

4th Jan 2011

People of the internet, this is my first ever blog!!  This whole idea was presented to me by Mr Will Harrison Esq (seated over there) (in his house, nowhere near me, but over there - I pointed and everything!)

I was inspired to do this, as Will is saying that he is starting to feel uninspired due to lack of material!!

I doubt this very much, as Will has a very large repertoire!!

So lets see how this goes people, and a Happy New Year to you all!!

And welcome to my life xx